July 29, 1998:

Greg: Whew... what a relief it was to hear that you held your ground. I thought for sure that a two and a half week romp on the other side of lonliness would have certainly birthed a new gold ring upon your finger. And then I thought... well, maybe the whole opposite thing would happen and she would bring you back home to Virginia!!! Oh... to be so much wiser now and still get your cake and eat it too.... remind me, why does your life suck?

Jen: Oh my silly kiwi-strawberry searching, green belt toting, Atlanta loving, cookie butt tri-splitting, marketing with 21" of viewing and you still have my-heart-dangling, Taekwondo counterpart... how could you possiblly interpret that my last note to you wasn't nice? I have gone to great lengths to keep you a part of my world... like; naming all my pet Animal Cookies, "Jennifer" and referring to Sundays as "Jendays" and reminding classmates that you didn't "leave me for your boyfriend", but rather "you're in an indefinate business meeting out of town!!!" No... no... no... I could never "dis" the queen of Tigger Claw... you da' bomb, you da' RED star, Ms. 100%... you are what all of us students are striving to be.... perfect!!!

Dave: Oh... I see... one night out with DJCurtiss is about all the Lemayski can handle, huh? So, I flirted with your girlfriend, walked hand in hand with her through the streets of Reston Towncenter, bought her ice cream with the stolen food tickets.... and smiled the whole time... I do that all the time with all of your babes... what gives? Is it... that perhaps... just maybe... you could be thinking... "she's the..." na, not Dave!!! Your paternal clock alarm isn't sounding right about now, is it? Oh my god... are those distant bells I hear? But remember, you can only get married by a rabbi if you're really Jewish.. having Eric as your friend doesn't count!!!

J: Ah... my friend J, my master, instructor, insultor in class... ENOUGH OF THE "this is not a stretch..." all right!!! Okay... and your jokes really aren't that bad... I mean, Jr. laughs at all of them!!! But... seriously, I think the whole competition idea is very cool... I really think I can make the school proud as a blue belt who can't side kick higher than a smashed soda can!!! But definately, we should get pure white uniforms that have Korean lettering that says, "We're Number 1, Joe!!" Ya know, a whole subconscious thing for the judges!!! We can always claim the ignorant American and say we thought it spelled out "Tiger Claw". Oh... and by the way... since you don't like the cute Korean Children who represent me and Jennifer on my Taekwondo Experience page... ummm, do you have any cool Taekwondo gif art as a replacement? Anyways.... HAPPY ANNIVERSARY... for the schools one year mark... your school, your dream, and your vision is all unfolding before you.... and I'm damn proud to be a part of that... even with Jennifer in Atlanta!!!

Muggers: Ahhh... my musical counterpart... your Music Trivia page is very cool!! (www.muggers.net - goto the "what's new" page off of the floor plan, for interested parties) But... I can't believe that Tammy guessed her way to a score of 9!!! My only consolation is her Heavy Metal score!!! And... some of your "ramblings" are quite hysterical.... the "left nut" and "hair loss" essays are my favorite.... and... ya wanna know a secret.... while talking to Tammy on the phone, as she trespassed through your house and refrained from soiling the carpet like an untrained cat... she said, "who is this guy? He's really funny, I wanna meet him!!!" No shit, cuz dude... "I got the hook up... holler if ya here me!!!" (a little rap trivia, there... Master P) And let me say... beyond our plans to build the perfect brewery.... Tammy, as dear a friend as she is to me, is definately worth moving to Virginia for!!! You're in, man.. she's hooked... she checks out your webhouse more than her stock portfolio!!! Well... see ya around the "house of blues" and I'll be sending you my picks for your next trivia game.... (oh, Tammy wants to send you some of her ill choiced musical requests, too.)

Bryan: Hey family man... how's it going? Well... I took your advice and called Maureen, I didn't realize everyone was waiting on me and I never read in the paperwork that I was to let them know.... anyways, I openned a great account with First Union, I think it is similiar to what you're doing, so everything is set to fly!!! So... my neice is having a birthday in August... Leo's rule (ask Greg, Dave or Tammy).. I suppose I can try to send the Christmas presents I was suppose to send last year.... ummm, you did say to get her something that makes more noice than the "ho down" doll, right? I was also considering projectiles for the house... kids love throwing things!!! OOO... if I could only find something that made noice while she threw it around the house.... ooo, que perfecto!! Actually, I have a few ideas that will help "involve" dad to participate... now, I just have to remember to do it before the 8th, right? Well... brother.... hang in there, stay thrifty... and peace!!!

Tammy: WOW.... macintosh stock just went to $78.... betcha wished you didn't listen to me and purchased, what... 6 more? Man... I have such fun talking with you on the phone, you really are a great friend... and think... by the end of the year, our stock portfolio will look exactly alike!!! Personally, I think you should take all your earnings from Xerox and buy stock... and continue that for the next, what.. say 10 years? A small sacrifice to become wealthy, eh? Hey... during Michelle's wedding... let's play a game of "who can make the other laugh" the loudest during the ceremony!!! Of course, we'll have to set a few "ground rules", like.. no singing incorrect lyrics and switching them when realizing the mistake, no telling Curtiss' Mother stories, and no changing the pastor's sermon into advertising jingles.... but, we can make silly faces at each other!!! On a serious note... we should join forces and seriously look into different industries... like, each pick one and study it, then make stock purchasing recommendations.... I choose the porn industry!!! (remember, according to the Stock Zone on WJFK, pornography drives technology) Just food for thought... well... gotta go change some of my 7 Habits and I'm sure you're figuring out how to make your next million... see you in the endnotes!!! Let's do lunch...

Elaine: Man... your Birthday parties rock!!! I had such a blast... I can't wait for boo boo's party... well, primarily to see the waitress Carmen, again.... I may even venture for a phone number this time!!! But, most importantly... I wanna steal some of those "booty" dances with you again.... lemme say, when you "do da butt", you do da butt!!! Ya wanna know a secret... your co-patriot from BAH... she's pretty cute, I'm sorry that Mr. DJ's so "head over heals" in desperation, I mean lust... no, I mean love with her... I would have tried to put my best foot forward with her!!! I enjoy her sarcasm... or is it fictiousness? Oh... and at boo boo's party... I have some killer business topics to discuss with you!! OH... and I forgot to tell you.... my "dream" has come true.... Tammy and I will be together in a wedding... well, she a bridesmaid and me a groomsmen... but, finally... that fantasy will come true... and you will get to witness the whole thing, since you'll be the DJ... Michelle's wedding!!! It will be the "closest" to marriage I'll ever get... or want to be... with Tammy... . You're gonna have to "hook" me up with a couple of "good" songs.... Ms. DJ!!!

Kaela: Ya know... that really is an odd place to have a stain!!! Hey, thanks for visiting me... even though it was at 530 in the morning!!! And, 2 for 2sday would be much more enjoyable if you would stop SWITCHING the damn radio station 5 secs into the songs!!! By the way, what's that smell? It is kinda like a pinkish-red, vinger, sitting in the trash for a week during a hot July in Virginia, attached to a stupid, thrown away on purpose rubber tree "fig" leaf, kinda smell, huh? Oh... and next time we go to the Basket Robins, I insist you try something new, like "cookie dough"... and, please... don't announce to the Ice Cream/Doughnut patrons that you only have 3% body fat, anymore. Lastly... some things to watch out for, your boyfriend needs to watch the instructor more than you, your "secret admiree" (show off boy) needs more Starbursts and "long legs boy" has been checking out your front kicks and "turn around snap"!!! OH... and we still need to come up with some good contraband for your journey south to Jen-land!!! See ya soon!

Dei Dei: I can't believe you came down to Virginia and didn't call to go out? Ya know, I was really just kidding about the whole "room service" thing!!! Gees... I mean, it would almost be imaginable, but.. I hate wearing tuxedos... everything else being possible... Oh... ranger D times 3... send me some info on the PA. camp grounds, include maps... I'm tired of the Shennandoah... same deer every year... need to see a good bear or two!!! (Steve doesn't believe that holding his blueberry pop tarts in his tent would attract a bear... let's prove him wrong!!! He claims that the bear wouldn't know how to work the toaster or something...) Anyways.. I hope your new apartment above the garage is coming along and I'm still waiting for the invite for the party.

Honey: Hey you drugist... how are things? Hows the corvette? The Capt Caveman Bag? The spins around the bartop, overlooking the Jukebox and avoiding ashtrays and beer spills.... ah... I miss those dazes!! See... you had to go and have a cutie precious smurf-like without me!!! And I promised you everything under my Paddington Raincoat!!! Perhaps a good meeting in RDI would do us both good... I still have a pouch full of berry berry blow pops and a carton of Rasberry Orangina (or would that be Rasagina?) Kep in touch while at school... and I'm glad the lure of perfect ocean weather didn't take you away!!!

Deanna or is that "Double D": MYST.... myst.... myst Hey.. that was your own subconscious whispering at ya... not me!!! Guilt guilt guilt.. hey... how's the little Double D.... no, not those "arm rests" your son, silly!!! Ahhhh... after writing to everyone else... I get to you.. and I'm mental... ummm, we all knew that.. (ask Jen).. I meant mentally drained... and I've run out of witty things to say.... except... we all hope, what the hell is his name, your son is doing better with his ears... Whatz up to Jude.. (the king of "the snap") and big hugz all around to mom... I would send my love, but I'm sure she already read my mind.... and for you, my cute little, spicey, love muffin who everyone still thinks we had affair and your son isn't Brian's but mine... I don't know... throught the karaoke machine and microphone, I guess... lot's of love and best wishes... your educational plans for, what the hell is his name, your son... sounds like an extremely wise decision!!! Loves ya!!!