Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
I think it was the second class after receiving my Yellow belt that I stayed late to learn my new form and a few other basic techniques. On the morning after... I received these pictures attached to my EMail and my curiosity got a hold of me. I quickly downloaded the files and was dumbfounded by what I saw .... does the Papparatzi have no shame!!! I suppose this is the price to pay being a famous Mobil DJ... I just better get the front page of the National Inquire!!!
They were fast as Lightening...
(The Papparatzi Secret Photo Index of DJCurtiss)
| DJCurtiss Begging for Mercy | Master J Kicking DJCurtiss |
The White Temple Grand Openning!!!
I was quite bewildered to find the media converging on the Tigger Claw School of Martial Arts at the beginning of the our Grand Openning. "Can't these media hounds give me my privacy," I announced as I strolled through the door. And as stepped into the packed room and relunctantly willing to give a brief interview, I was even more dismayed as a hoard of photographers, camera men and reporters pushed past me to get closer to our distinquished guest, Grandma Luge of the US Virgin Island Winter Olympic Team. "Hello, I'm over here," I said loudly. Only to hear one small response of, "who the hell is that guy?" I purposely made sure that I was not in any of the following pictures!!!
"Oh my god, I've got hair on my arm!!"
"On second thought, maybe I should be wearing a cup!!!"
"Next time... I'm picking the shorter adults to hold the boards!!!"
"Sandy,... where's.. my... DINNER!!!"
"I know the 20 minute Demo was 2 hours.. but just keep smiling and maybe they won't notice!!!"
It was a little bit frightening...
As things quieted down in the local media for the past months, I thought that perhaps I was safe from the photo hounds who had unscrupolously turned my "journey" into world entertainment news. Unfortunately, while practising with other students about a week after receiving my blue belt, these horrifying pictures appeared from an unknown source. The message read that one of these shots will appear in the August issue of Globe magazine, next to the picture of the three eyed bastard child of Princess Di. As if my emotional world isn't turned about enough.... those damn photographers!!!
Say it with me, "we are the NEW Power Rangers!!!"
"My name is Traci.... NOT... Jennifer!!!"
"Blue Belt... HA... I'm kicking your butt!!!"
"What do you mean MY kicks aren't high enough?"
And for the benefit of those Tigger Claw Students who have opted to train in foreign lands outside of the Commonwealth, these following pictures were sent to me. Enjoy!!!
Instructor J getting Jiggy Wit 4 peices of wood
Jep pondering existence in the White Temple
"I don't care if you are a girl... nobody makes fun of my cooking!!!"
Mike pondering over Jep pondering existence in the White Temple
